On the twelfth day of Christmas
my representative gave to me…
A cut in jobless pay,
27% Doc Fix,
2% more in FICA,
5% less in Cap gains,
An 8% taller bracket,
About half of my dividends,
An Unbridled AMT,
Chancy Med deductions,
Insecure Estate tax,
Dicey Mortgage interest,
Shaky donor abatement,
And a total loss of faith in DC
