On the twelfth day of Christmas

my representative gave to me…

 

A cut in jobless pay,

 

27% Doc Fix,

 

2% more in FICA,

 

5% less in Cap gains,

 

An 8% taller bracket,

 

About half of my dividends,

 

An Unbridled AMT,

 

Chancy Med deductions,

 

Insecure Estate tax,

 

Dicey Mortgage interest,

 

Shaky donor abatement,

 

And a total loss of faith in DC

 

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